Sparky's Space Shooter
INITIATE BLAST MODE
- Pilot:
- Spanky
- Status:
- Unhinged
- Mission:
- Maximum Carnage
- Result:
- To Be Determined
[MISSION BRIEFING]
Operation: Cosmic Overkill
You are Spanky, the most unlikely savior in the universe — part kid, part chaos, all blaster.
Each run throws you into procedurally absurd space:
Dodge asteroids like dodgeballs
Stack power-ups until your ship looks illegal
Survive surprise attacks from space crabs with laser forks
Blow up bosses that scream in six languages
[ARMORY - SHIP UPGRADES CATALOG]
What The Ship Is That?
Chaos Orb
Summons a mini-boss that fights for you (maybe)
Drone Swarm
5 angry toasters with lasers
Bananagun
Fires spinning yellow plasma
Pocket Black Hole
Don't ask where it leads
Boomerang Blaster
Hits enemies behind you because why not
[THREATS DATABASE]
Know Thy Enemies (Then Melt Them)
Spanky faces a never-ending stream of the universe's dumbest ideas:
Crabdroids
Fast, mean, scream in binary
Telekinetic Octo-Bastards
Teleport, taunt, explode
Skull Nebulae
Floating haunted gas
The Bureaucrats of Zaxxon
Spam you with space emails during combat
[SPANKY'S SETTINGS]
Behind the Blaster
No ads. Ever. Because ads don't explode.
Playable offline. Spaceships don't need Wi-Fi.
Free-to-play,but you can bribe the devs with tacos.
Auto-fires optional. So is mercy.
[GLITCH STREAM]
Visual Chaos Incoming
Crabdroid mid-sneeze
Boss laser slicing screen
Visual overload with 60+ bullets
Death animation that writes "NICE TRY" in flames
